The Hall of SHAME!

    THE LIST


  • thegamecellar.com website, for the fact that I have a website dedicated to a room in my house.

  • Maxwell(Dennis):"Where did all your friends go?"
    BT (Neill): "They REALLY do not like me!"

  • "...Thorn, your not a lonely GM, I'm a GM to.", Sam Norman, talking to a GM on Sierra Online, only that Sam does not realize that in this case GM is not an acronym for Game Master! :)

  • "The Defense wants to hit the Quarterback as much as they can!", Sam Norman, Monday Night Football.

  • "Sam's the Colored Commentator", Neill Ramsey, Monday Night Football.

  • A keg of Newcastle, a roll of duct tape, a tree, Sam drunk, & Eric drunk, wearing a loose pair of shorts...Need I say more?

  • "Hey let's all drive an hour to Sam's house to play D&D all night, drink Jager, & then drive an hour back home!"...Some dumb ass, Jager Night

  • "Ok Sean, I'm just going to lean you up against your car, HEY NEILL STOP PISSING ON MY PARENTS TREE!"...FLOP! Dennis trying to sort out the chaos, Jager Night.

  • "WOW Sean, I rolled up an awesome character last night, so when are you going to play your game?"..."Sam, what are you talking about?", the morning after Jager Night.

  • "...what do YOU know!?", says Neill's character to Lhankor Mhy, god of Knowledge. Game:RuneQuest

  • "...first you beat me in golf, now you beat me in chess, why don't you just take me out back, & kick my ass in front of my son!"...George McAuley, enjoying an afternoon with his nephew Sean.

  • "Sean, because of you, I will no longer allow Shamans in my Rune Quest campaign."...Sam Norman

  • "Sean, you really do know how to ruin a game!"...Sam Norman, UT LAN party.

  • "Sean, you really do know how to ruin a game!"...Sam Norman, Diablo II LAN party.

  • "Party unity is over rated!"...Sam Norman

  • "Sure Sam, I'll sell you all my Magic cards for $150."...Sean McAuley.

  • "If I knew you were playing a permission deck then I would not have played."...Sam Norman, Magic: The Gathering

  • "I believe that the word you are looking for is WHHAAAAAA!!!"...Sean McAuley, Magic: The Gathering

  • "Do you know who did this to you?", "NO...WAIT, YES!...", D&D Sessions at Total Confusion XVI.

  • "Sam sometimes you treat me like I'm an idiot..."...Eric Schneider, Total Confusion XVI.

  • "Sam you do treat him like he's an idiot."...Pete McAveney, Total Confusion XVI.

  • "My Dwarf is just going to wait here & sharpen his axe...", Pete McAveney's first, & last action. Power Ridiculous, Total Confusion XVI.

  • "This Game Is RIDICULOUS!"..."No Eric, It's Power Ridiculous.", comments between Eric, & Sam at Total Confusion XVI.

  • "Pee, & Poop!"...Neill Ramsey, Total Confusion XVI.

  • "I can't believe you killed me?!"..."It's nothing personal Teri, I killed everyone!"...Teri, & Sean. RuneQuest the night of infamy.

  • "Sean, because of you, I will no longer let people start off illuminated."...Sam Norman. RuneQuest the night of infamy.

  • "What is your character's name, & spell it out!"...the ever trusting Danny Hanson, says to Sean. D&D, years after RuneQuest the night of infamy.

  • "Oops, I dropped a mushroom on the table...THAT WASN'T A MUSHROOM!"...Teri at a D&D game night.

  • "Crit,...crit,...crit,...crit,...crit", "DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DIE!", "...ah..., I didn't crit", Jack Willard, & Doug Aldridge. Doug's Pendragon Campaign.

  • "Can I go berserk quietly?", Ed Kloehn, Sam's RuneQuest Campaign.




Diclaimer: Quotes may be influenced by hazy memories